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Porteno, Surry Hills

Rating: 2/5

Type: Separate m/f toilets

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 1 (large single urinal)/2

Type of Soap: liquid

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/n

Comments: The food - OMG! - yes, that good. The toilets were so-so. Probably going for an ‘Argentine’ look. The photo of some old dude is ok. The washbasin is massive and metal and a bit ‘rustic’ One of the toilets was pretty beat-up. Oh yeah, check out Gardel’s Bar above, they mix a mean cocktail. My sugestion, “Dark & Stormy” - OMG!

The Passage, Darlinghurst

Rating: 1/5

Type: Separate m/f toilets (same entrance)

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 2/2

Type of Soap: liquid

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/n

Comments: I love the venue - it is the type of perfect place you either start or end your night at, but never end up staying. The toilets are okish. There is a sigle glass swing door for both the male / female toilets. The male section has a couple of stalls and 2 urinals. The place is very dark. A large mirror is ok, but too dark 

Fisher Library (level 8), Camperdown

Rating: 2/5

Type: Single toilet (unisex)

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 0/1

Type of Soap: liquid

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/y

Comments: So, where should I start. On the positive side, the view is amazing. While siting on the dunny, you can see the glorious twin peaks of the Anzac Bridge. The is a separate section for the stall and washbasin. The mirror is a decent size. I live the old floor tiling. There is also a long shelf to store your books while you are in the stall. The drinking fountain is great. On the negative side, the person in there before me left a mess, gross…

Reuben Hills, Surry Hills

Rating: 5/5

Type: Single toilet

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 0/1

Type of Soap: liquid (from the supermarket)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/n

Comments: Wow! This is a great toilet. I love the feeling when you walk in - the room opens up and your eyes are drawn to the orange neon glow. The warmth is inviting and the flowers in the corner are comforting breaking the angular patterned tiles and straight bars of neon. I love the tinted mirror wth underglow lighting. This is industrial order with dystopian undertones. Well done RH! (5/5 for the Esmeralda too!)

Uncle Ming’s, Sydney

Rating: 4/5

Type: Separate m/f toilets

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 1 (long-style)/1

Type of Soap: liquid (unbranded)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/n

Comments: A great new place - the toilets have a lot of character. The cast iron washbasin is inviting. The urinals are standard steel

The Tilbury Hotel, Woolloomooloo

Rating: 3/5

Type: Separate m/f toilets

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 3/1

Type of Soap: 2xliquid (didn’t get a chance to note the brand)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/n

Comments: There are so may mirrors all over the place and glass doors - when using urinal 1, if you cock your head around you can see the entrance to the female toilets: not cool…

Low 302, Surry Hills

Rating: 1/5

Type: Separate m/f toilets

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 1/1

Type of Soap: liquid (unbranded)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/y

Comments: The urinal is really long and low - weird?

Cowbell 808, Surry Hills

Rating: 3/5

Type: single unisex toilet

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 0/1

Type of Soap: liquid (from the supermarket)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/n

Comments: The walls are decorated well. There is a shower in one corner of the room - maybe use this space by installing a jukebox?

El Loco, Surry Hills

Rating: 2/5

Type: Separate m/f toilets

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 1 (long-style)/2

Type of Soap: liquid (unbranded)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/y

Comments: The washbasins and stalls/urinals are separated by an internal door. The walls are well decorated. Behind the urinal, someone had punched a hole in the wall. There was a lot of liquid on the floors. Someone had spewed in one of the wash basins.

Din Tai Fung, World Square

Rating: 3/5

Type: Unisex basins, m/f stalls

Number of Urinals / Stalls: 2/1

Type of Soap: liquid (unbranded)

Paper Towel / Air Drier: y/y

Comments: The toilets are past the rear kitchen. The common wash basins have a wall-length mirror and red-painted walls. The male toilet area is standard - grey tiles, 2 urinals, and 1 stall.